Post by Nlogan668 on Nov 11, 2005 15:17:32 GMT -5
Ok, here's a funny joke i heard once:
A man goes into a party which is in a big building. When he walks in, he sees another man standing by a piano, where a very short man was playing the piano.
"MY GOD", the man says, "Where did you find this man???"
The first man replies, "There is a genie outside of the building who is granting one wish to anybody."
So the man goes outside, and finds the genie and asks "Are you the genie that grants one wish to anybody?" The genie nods.
"Well in that case, I wish for one million bucks!" And out of nowhere, 1 million DUCKS appear.
The man immediately rushes inside to the man by the piano and shouts 'THAT GENIE IS A FRAUD, I ASKED FOR 1 MILLION BUCKS AND HE GAVE ME A MILLION DUCKS!"
The man calmly nods, and then replies, "Well, did you really think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
A man goes into a party which is in a big building. When he walks in, he sees another man standing by a piano, where a very short man was playing the piano.
"MY GOD", the man says, "Where did you find this man???"
The first man replies, "There is a genie outside of the building who is granting one wish to anybody."
So the man goes outside, and finds the genie and asks "Are you the genie that grants one wish to anybody?" The genie nods.
"Well in that case, I wish for one million bucks!" And out of nowhere, 1 million DUCKS appear.
The man immediately rushes inside to the man by the piano and shouts 'THAT GENIE IS A FRAUD, I ASKED FOR 1 MILLION BUCKS AND HE GAVE ME A MILLION DUCKS!"
The man calmly nods, and then replies, "Well, did you really think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?"