Britt aka Mochahoney
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LMAO
Jul 12, 2005 7:15:56 GMT -5
Post by Britt aka Mochahoney on Jul 12, 2005 7:15:56 GMT -5
Ok here is a joke that I heard a long time ago....
There was a man in a bar having a few drinks. He came to the bar prolly about twice a week. He was there for about 3 hours and got totally blasted. When he decided it was time for him to go home, he paid the bartender and tried to get up to leave. When he tried to stand he fell, he thought "Why cant I walk???" He got up and made it a few steps and he kept falling.
He made it outside but he kept falling down all the way home. He was so drunk that he didnt really care tho, even tho he thought it was very strange. When he got home he was relieved b/c he has fallen so many times on the way home.
He starts to try and climb the stairs and he just cant do it!! He then started pulling himself up the stairs. Finally, he made it to his room and fell one last good time into bed. His wife rolled over and asked."Did you forget your wheelchair at the bar again?"
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LMAO
Jul 21, 2005 0:28:26 GMT -5
Post by May_Is_Back on Jul 21, 2005 0:28:26 GMT -5
LMAO... Got me there, I was expecting something like he was just drunk. Lol
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